Darryl Zeleniak, but as Augusta's own Clark Griswold, I admire his work.
Through years of practice and careful planning, Dr. Zee - as he's known by patients and staff at his Augusta, Maine orthodontics practice - has become a master of synchronizing an impressive Christmas lighting display to music.
Those willing to brave the cold can stand outside his classic Federal-style office building at 132 State Street and watch a nightly show that runs from 4:40 to 9 p.m. until New Year's Day.
Those less hardy can park across the street and view it from the comfy confines of their vehicles. Dr. Zee added FM transmitters this year; just tune in to 88.5 FM and enjoy the show.
Missy and I took the kids to see the musical lights a few weeks ago, shortly after the show started running. Standing on the corner of State and Green streets, wearing a Santa hat and chatting with visitors admiring his work, was Dr. Zee himself.
Excited like a child opening presents - and probably quite relieved that the painstaking work was done and the technology was running without a glitch - he seemed to really enjoy the opportunity to share his holiday spirit with others.
If you're traveling through Augusta while making your final Christmas preparations, take a few minutes to watch Dr. Zee's Festival of Lights. It'll certainly be worth your time.
Can't check out the show in person? No worries. A YouTube clip produced by the Kennebec Journal's Joe Phelan provides a nice glimpse of the man and his holiday art.